Sunday, February 8, 2009

Live blogging the Grammys...

I've decided to live blog the Grammys mostly because I don't have anyone to watch it with and my cats look at me all sideways when I talk to them about anything other than food. I said I'd live blog the Superbowl, but my sister was here using my computer and I was kinda drunk anyway. After the Superbowl, I was gonna recap the whole thing, but between the excitement of my Steelers winning and my 17th shot of rum, I wasn't thinking clearly. I went to walk my sister to the bus stop and forgot my key. Did I mention that I locked the bottom lock? Did I also mention that all I was wearing was a Steelers jersey (no bra), spandex with a big hole in the crotch (no panties), and sneakers with no socks??? You would not believe the strange looks I got from people when I had to take the train across town to my older sisters house for my spare key. Needless to say, I was NOT in the mood to recap the Superbowl when I got home.

Anyway, live blogging the Grammys....
I'm always excited to watch these award shows even though they suck more and more each year. I have an acceptance speech obsession. I think it comes from the trauma of having a trophey stolen from me in grade school. Sometimes I stand in front of the mirror with my bottle of febreeze rehearsing my acceptance speeches. I have one written out for everything: Grammys, VMAs, Oscars, Tonys, the Pulitzer Prize for writing....it's almost like porn for me.




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