Friday, January 29, 2010

Project 365: Week 4.

#23: 1/23/10 - reason #72 why I don't allow people ('specially men folk) in my apartment!

#24: 1/24/10 - Good bye evil kitty!

#25: 1/25/10 - my kitchen

#26: 1/26/10 - anybody wanna tell me what this means?

#27: 1/27/10 - Noxeema the sleepy kitty never wakes up!

#28: 1/28/10 - long story about me stabbing my best friend with this if he suggested we eat Subway for lunch

(I need a new blog layout cuz these image sizes are killing me)

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Five Things: Dumb Blonde Confessions.

1. When Princess Diana died, the news reports kept saying that the paparazzi was to blame. All I kept thinking was "why would he kill her??"

2. I used to think brazos meant legs in Spanish. It's a simple mistake, EXCEPT when you're translating a song for someone's Spanish project and the lyrics say: No me conoces y hace tres noches que dormiste entre mis brazos...
I still get teased about this.

3. As a kid, I thought that dogs were boys and cats were girls.

4. The first time I caught the bus by myself, I thought only ONE bus came. I missed the bus and walked about two hours to my destination.

5. I don't wanna go into details about this, but I used to think nut (cum) meant nut....

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Want: Apple iPad/iSlate/iWhateverthefuck

I don't know what it does. I don't care. It's new, and I'm a newstuff whore, so I'd like this. Kthanksbye.

I'd much rather have THIS iPad (shout out to Dlisted)

Tuesday, January 26, 2010


What you see is what you get. My God, I don't have the time nor the energy to live up to some persona... I understand what it is to be vulnerable, and I understand what it is to be strong. So anybody who bashes 'sentimental' is missing it. I've seen the toughest guys in the world cry. That macho thing is an old folktale. I'm not afraid of it at all. - Marc Anthony

...and back to our regularly scheduled blogging.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Project 365: Week 3.

#15: 1/15/10 - oooohh I found a fat Versace wallet in my office! Drinks on meeee!

#16: 1/16/10 - looks like #6 had a great night.

"How appropriate that it's "Girl 6" that had a great night."

#17: 1/17/10 - The bodega that sells......what I need lol

#18: 1/18/10 - Charlie the black squirrel in the Bronx

#19: 1/19/10 - "Regal and sexy"...this pic reminds me of my favorite poet.

#20: 1/20/10 - My newly licensed best friend.

#21: 1/21/10 - Brook-Lynn taking a bath

#22: 1/22/10 - peek-a-boo kitty

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Five Things: Food Confessions

1. I eat the tips of chicken wings when no one is watching.

2. I can't eat a meal without getting a food metal. One of my friends has countless pics of events we've gone to where she had to use photoshop to get rid of the stains. I need to wear an adult bib!

3. Food and sex go hand in hand. I've masturbated to cooking shows.

4. I once ate a whole box of oatmeal creme pies in one sitting. I've never shared that with anyone.

5. And LAST, but not least.....*deep breath*....I swear yall better not tell NOBODY!!
I've eaten this....

What's your dirty food secret?

Friday, January 15, 2010

Project 365: Week 2.

My 365 pics:

#8: 1/8/10 - My bfff in my office on his iPhuck >:O

#9: 1/9/10 - This is my fridge. No rhyme. No reason.

#10: 1/10/10 - I love this wine! One of my friends commented that the chick on the bottle was smiling with her eyes.

#11: 1/11/10 - My little sis sleeping..... smh

#12 - 1/12/10 - caramel popcorn...the only thing I ate for 2 days this week when I was sick.

#13 - 1/13/10 - the inside of my fridge. there's only one swallow left in that tequila bottle.
(swallow )

I was sick and blah on and off this week and barely remembered to take pics each day.

#14: 1/14/10 - American Idol

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Five Things: Clothing Confessions

1. I don't own a dresser unless you count the trash bag of unfolded laundry in my living room floor.

2. I always blamed my mom for my tomboy behavior growing up because she bought me and my sister matching outfits, but hers was pink and mine was blue. When you're a kid, pink means girl and blue means boy.

3. The article of clothing that makes me feel sexiest is (and will always be) my faja. If I can breathe, I don't feel sexy.

4. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing a tank top, but I do wear those shirts with the reallllly short sleeves that almost look like tank tops.

5. I own really sexy panties...lace, sheer, animal prints, ruffles...all that good stuff, but the only time I wear them is near laundry day as a last resort. I live for big giant colorful cotton granny panties that cost less than a dollar per pair.

What's your dirty little clothing secret?

Quality Television!

I'm not an Idol fanatic, but I live for a good hot mess!

Meet General Larry Platt, a 62 year old contestant on American Idol:


Pants on the ground
Lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground

With the gold in your mouth, hat turned sideways
Pants hit the ground, call yourself a cool cat
Lookin’ like a fool, walkin’ to the town
With your pants on the ground

If Soldier Boy can become famous, anything is possible. YES, this song is my current ring tone. You guys know I'm a sucker for trends!

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Monday, January 11, 2010

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Project 365: Week 1.

I didn't make any resolutions for the new year....or at least none that I've admitted out loud. I did, however, decide (after having my arm twisted) to participate in this project 365 stuff. I'm not a photographer by any stretch of the imagination, but I do enjoy taking pictures. Honestly, when I hold a camera, I don't even aim. I just shoot and whatever image is captured is the imagine that's meant to be captured. I only wish I had a better camera.

My friend's dog (.......yea) got my attention on New Year's day when he uploaded (ha!) his first project 365 photo.

It's fun. It's random. It's something to look forward to doing every day until December 31st...or when I get bored with it (probably mid March).

To keep my interest (and make it challenging because it's wayyy too easy), I decided to make my project themed. The whole month of January is completely random to start off with, but I *think* I'm gonna give each month a one month I'll take pics related to used condoms and the next month I'll do beverages or something. I'm still debating on whether I should try to change the subject once a week or once a month. I think having 12 different subjects is too easy but 52 different subjects might be difficult. We'll see what happens. I have like 2 weeks to decide.

I only planned on sharing these photos on Facebook, but then I stole another blogger's idea to display the pics weekly so I'll try to share my 7 pics every Friday morning. It'll be like a Christmas surprise! YAYYYY! Anyway, I'm posting the first 7 a day early:

#1: 1/1/10 - This was taken after my New Year's eve champagne toast...technically it was after midnight so I used it. Sobriety FAIL!

#2: 1/2/10 - Diet FAIL! Happiness WIN!! I found this gift from God at 7-Eleven when me and my sis went on a junk food run. First week into the new year and I can say (without a doubt) that it's still the highlight of my year so far.


#3: 1/3/10 - It's safe to say that my mom reps Brooklyn hard! I took this pic in her house.

#4: 1/4/10 - I had lunch with my bfff. I saw him doodling on a post it note from the side of my eye. I didn't think anything of it til he left and I found this gem LOL

#5: 1/5/10 - I haven't changed the calendar in my office since I left for my staycation.

#6: 1/6/10 - I was leaving a blog comment and "prenut" was the chosen word verification. This amuses the pre-pubescent boy living inside of me.

#7: 1/7/10 - I took this dreaded mirror shot for a blog entry I was planning to do about sin....not that anyone is noticing the rosary on my neck =)

(the size restrictions on my dumb ass layout are beginning to annoy me)