Friday, August 27, 2010

Friday, August 20, 2010

Friday Fuckery: Ciara aint the only one riding it

Everyone has seen Ciara's Ride video. The video is hot. I'm not insecure, but I do have my boyfriend trained to change the channel when that video comes on LMAO

Anyway, this video has earned Ciara a few of those fans who usually recreate Beyonce videos in their bedrooms in front of a camera for youtube.

The Friday Fuckery was originally gonna be >THIS< video, but that is really disgusting and pedo-esque. So today I bring you Tyrone Jones! Say what you want, but I can't drop and pick my self off the floor like that!

Friday, August 13, 2010

Friday Fuckery: eHow to Write a Text Message Booty Call

For those who have been living under a rock (or didn't own a computer) for the past 11 years, eHow is a website that gives step by step instructions on how to do just about anything from boiling water to planning a wedding at the Statue of Liberty. I've used it for hundreds of things. I was reading my favorite hood news website today when I read that eHow had a how-to guide for writing a booty text message. You can read it >>HERE<<

Tips and warnings are always included with the instructions on this website. The warning for sending a booty text message was: Always practice safe sex. Having a booty call, multiple sex partners or engaging in casual sex can be unsafe. Always take steps to protect against pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases by using condoms and other forms of birth control.

Gotta love it!

Friday, August 6, 2010

Friday Fuckery: Mad Mel

Unless you've been living under a deep freezer in somebody's basement for the past 2 months, I'm sure you've heard ALLLLL about the fuckery that ended Mel Gibson's career. I won't go into detail about how I rubbed my anal beads together while praying to the fuckery Gods for more of those crazy phone calls to go public so I'd have daily entertainment and new ring tones. I just thought I'd share this hilarious video between Mad Mel and the Old Spice dude!

Friday Fuckery: His 15 Minutes Are NOT Up!

Antoine Dodson is turning his 15 minutes of fame into a full half hour, and I'm loving every minute of it. I've been meaning to add the Mel Gibson rants to the Friday Fuckery list, but everyone is like "Mel Gibson WHO?!"
I bet Alicia Keys and Tiny are both side-eyeing Antoine. He's sucking up their big moments. OH WELLLLLLLLLLL!!

Mr. Dodson now has a website, youtube channel, facebook fan page and twitter. These are ALL official! Please let BET give him a reality show!! LAWD HAMMERCY he is doing Meet & Greets and elegantly signing autographs with those nails perfectly chiseled by Korean angels sent from heaven....GIVE ME LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!! *FAINTS*

Monday, August 2, 2010

He's backkkkkkkkk!!

Follow up interview with Antoine Dodson from the hot mess I posted on Friday!

Antoine is gonna beat his ass and then call the police while he's beating his ass!