PLEASE Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em!

Mc Hammer has given life to this cold Monday morning by baptizing a chubby Jay-Z in a music video.



First of all - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Secondly - Where did this high level of self importance come from? Don't let the IRS see yo ass talking on a cell, lookin at 3D shit on your laptop...and is that a suit?

You gotta love how life-like the devil looks. What, exactly, is he the king of??? Stanley, sitcho clown ass down!!